*little red riding hood voice* why grandma, what dank kush you have!
all the better to GET BLAZED with, my child
I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
4 kristen, remember that idea
When I was
A young boy
Took me into the city
To see a marching band
This is how I end EVERY conversation.